dichoso aficionado

i flagged it for Best Of Craigslist. Link c/o my buddy Russe… (he was not the farter)

I WAS SHOPPING AND FARTED YOU SAID OH GROSS I STARTED LAUGHING – m4w – 30 (VANCOUVER)

mon argent has already strapped on it’s wings.

Richard Kidd Sample Sale

I think it’s okay to say now.

After all, it’s been over 2 years and they are an illigitamate internet company with little to no morals left (not that there were many to begin with). Anyway, one of the first emails I ever answered at work in the tone of killing them with kindness. This guy was talking shit in the chatbox associated with a certain poker table that “Camille” was sitting at.

DEAR EME,

WHY DON’T YOU, CAMILLE AND MYSELF GET TOGETHER SOMETIME. HONESTLY, I DON’T SEE WHY WE WOULDN’T.

YOU TWO CAN TAKE TURNS DEEPTHROATING ME, AND I’LL GE SURE TO BLOW MY LOAD ALL OVER BOTH OF YOU. THAT WAY YOU’LL BOTH GET HERPES.

PLEASE REPLY SOON, I LOOK FORWARD TO GAGGING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.

THANKS,
ERIC

*******
Hello Eric,

Your swift reply has given ME the fortunate opportunity of irrevocably closing both your accounts.
It has been duly noted in your accounts that your business is no longer welcome back ever, here at Full Tilt.

Thank you, but I must decline your invitation. Although, I’m sure you are a very respectable gentleman, your STD threats have been more than welcoming.

Have a nice day!

Sincerely,

Eme
Team Full Tilt

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I am at work at this very moment, not on a break, alone at a till, killing them every other minute as they walk up to me all smiles asking all the things I’m paid to ask. I can hear fake squeely voices in the background. I kno who ya are and yo voice dun match up wit da resta ya.

I feel fake. But you know what, I really like my bosses. They’re pretty awesome and hyped up ALL THE TIME.

Get rich quick plans may start with spending less time high. It’s not the money spent, it’s the time spent loafing. And it makes loaves of the rest of us to constantly sit around it too.

I really love seeing my parents, they make me feel productive and that I’m growing up in the right direction, wherever the fuck I’m going…

but i just came across this. is this not weird to anyone else?

note to self. ugh.

and to the masses, a real attempt at ‘just going for it gone semi-awry.

that’s right.

so there.

p.s. apologies for not making The Ass tonite, was in Port Moody doin that family thang Bet it was pretty darn swell. *sigh*

stfu. stop going off in your almost perfect english about mind-numbing obsessive compulsive behaviour toward younger siblings touching your stuff. “i actually like school.” go away. of course you do. you’re fucking nerds and your GPA is going down because you can’t stop reading harry potter til 4 am. stop sitting behind me! i could go off longer but i have to take a sustainable poo and i can’t bare to hear you anymore. also i work in a minute. grrr.

so racist.